I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on.Henry Rollins (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit
you don’t live for my cock? that’s very disappointing.Now, this is where I should add some clarification, you are not a creepy man, and therefore I do live for your cock. Most obviously.
Seriously though, it’s 2014, why am I still getting propositioned at work by creepy men who think their cock is the one and only thing I live for.
Your brain is obviously the same size as your obviously lacking dick if you think it’s coming anywhere near me after that pathetic outburst.